Really wish the dog would get away from the air vents

I’ve been staying with my mom for the past many weeks & it’s getting to the point where she is starting to annoy me.

We were doing well for a long time, but now I am officially waiting for the morning when I can go back to my hometown.

Besides having a lot of upset energy & neuroticism, I find that it’s difficult to live in her cabin separate from exasperatedting her & her dog. In fact, I might be more aggravated by her enormous, obese dog than anything else, then you see, this large beast is continually making life difficult for everybody inside of the home! His favorite interest is sitting around on top of the air vents, which absolutely complicates the central heating & cooling situation, then every morning, I walked out of my room & find him lying directly on top of one of the substantial air vents that provides critical a/c to the entire house. He’s apparently figured out that cool, dry air streams from these many air ducts outlets. Therefore, he pops his fat body down directly on top of the vent to absorb all of the ice cold air. This makes uneven boiling & cold patches throughout the cabin & creates temperature swings depending on where his furry body is laying. The worst part, however, is his insistence on being right next to the air return vent. His fur is constantly being sucked up into the air return vents, which then distributes his dander & nasty stinks throughout the entire cabin thanks to the central Heating & A/C system. When I tell my mom that I dislike her dog, she gives me the saddest face… But I absolutely can’t lay this cooling system ruining creature.
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